Ice Station Zebra are an incipient rock’n’roll infection native to the easterly edge of Lake Michigan. Transmitted via disc, bandwidth, radio waves, and word of mouth, symptoms present as space-country dirges, hard alt-rock tremblings and loud smashing grooves. Side effects include uncontrollable toe tapping, obsessive melody humming, and emotional swings from low states of ennui soaked sadness to high peaks of triumphant and euphoric delirium. Although there is no known cure for Ice Station Zebra, the prognosis for those infected is typically good, with most listeners reporting their eventual return to work and normal activities.
Ice Station Zebra